Tweets Make My Brain Hurt
Just went for a walk in the beautiful sunshine through our dog and BBQ eating family laden park.
So here I am, trying to process this. Keep in mind, when I read posts and tweets and news and such on the Internets, I tend to kinda quickly skim it all. Because, you know, there are thousands of you, there's only one of me, trying to read everything you guys wrote. So here I go, skimming happily along.
Just went for a walk in the beautiful sunshine through our dog... WTF?
Visions of transparent dogs dancing in my head... no, that's not right. Try again.
Just went for a walk... through our dog and BBQ eating... something something park. WTF?
They eat dogs? And BBQ? No, not right. Try again.
Something something... Bin Laden... family park.
They own a park?? Ugh. Again.
Oooooh. I got it.
I need to get my own Twitter account so I, too, can confuse the crap out of people.