K9 Loves His Little Pet
Which leads to scenes like this one.
I come into the living room and see K9 standing in the middle, and Nicky tearing around the room at a crazy speed, obviously trying to get away from K9.
"Nicky Smoky X..(our last name)!" says K9 in a very strict voice. "I am really disappointed in you!"
As K9 was petting Nicky today (Nicky was squirming the whole time, trying to get out), he said:
"It is easy to see that God created chinchillas, they're so adorable."
"True," I agreed, "but I guess He could've made them a little more friendly."
"And a little less runawayable," offered K9.