PSP
So yesterday, here I am, on the couch, drinking my tea and watching standup comedy, while K9 is howling in my ear: "PSP... PSP... PSP..."
Suddenly, I came up with this:
"Pee, ass, pee!"
"How can I pee? I'm an ass!"
Poor K9 cannot ask me for a PSP anymore without us both cracking up...