On Becoming Tamagotchiwise?
All searches leading to this site can be broken down into two categories:
1) All things Tamagotchi. How a Tamagotchi eats, how a Tamagotchi poops, how to use a Tamagotchi matchmaker... you get the general idea. By the way, we lost our tamagotchi. First, I ran it through a washing machine, and then we lost it. So, oops. I guess there will be no more tamagotchi updates.
2) All things related to Gary Ezzo.
The more I think about it, the more sense it makes. I've always wondered if there is any use for Ezzo's books in real life. Now I know.
You can use Gary Ezzo's books to raise a tamagotchi.
I mean, think about it. You schedule-feed your tamagotchi. You have scheduled playtime, discipline time, poop-cleaning time, sleep time. At your scheduled time, all you have to do is select an option from the menu and click a button, and off your tamagotchi goes to play, poop, sleep, or be disciplined. You ensure that it lets you sleep through the night by turning its sound off. Just like the book says, huh? Then when it grows up, you hire a matchmaker to find a mate for it. The Ezzo parenting technique works perfectly with your tamagotchi, like it never would with a real-life kid. You can confirm that at any time, by clicking appropriate buttons to determine whether your tamagotchi is happy or healthy.
This is classic. Thank you, my readers. I would've never thought of it if not for you and your Google searches.