Monday, December 11, 2006

Deep Thoughts Of The Day

1. People who install an electric fence, then leave their dogs out in the front yard all day, should be locked in a cell with surround sound and forced to listen to their pets' barking played at top volume.

2. People who let their toddlers run unsupervised in a wholesale store should be taken out and rammed repeatedly with full carts ten times their size.

3. Dear Premier Bank, I understand your burning need to send me spam, but at least do me a favor and don't call me Joe. Have some respect and be sure to address me properly as Joseph.

The Goldie has spoken at 5:35 AM

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