Yesterday, K9 and I went to our local pet supplies store, seeing as we are proud chinchilla owners now. We'd never been to the store before, but managed to find it pretty fast.
As I drove past the store, looking for a parking spot, out of the corner of my eye I saw this sign posted in one of its windows:
We will beat your meat
Whoa, whoa. This can't be.
I slow down, and take a closer look. Sure enough, the sign says: