My Dirty Mind Strikes Again!
As I drove past the store, looking for a parking spot, out of the corner of my eye I saw this sign posted in one of its windows:
We will beat your meat
Whoa, whoa. This can't be.
I slow down, and take a closer look. Sure enough, the sign says:
We will beat or meet any advertisement
Oh, well. K9 was ecstatic when I told him.