LilProgrammer Emails His Mom
So, LilProgrammer finished rewriting his essays and emailed them to me. Why, do you ask. Because he told me he's going to delete them from his hard drive, so I said I wanted to have a copy just in case. He sent me the first two essays yesterday and the other two today. So, when he came to me ten minutes ago and said he was done, I went to check if I got his two emails. Here's what was sitting in my inbox:
February 25
From: LilProgrammer
Subject: Free porn!!! (after rebates)
February 26
From: LilProgrammer
Subject: DO YOU WANT TO NOT HAVE A SMALL PENIS?!?! ORDER NOW, DUMBASS!!!
I'm still cracking up over the "after rebates" part.
By the way, he turned 13 today, so I guess I'm supposed to write a large and sentimental post about how he's the best kid in the universe, but you guys know that already, and my brain is fried from three days of reading his "Trojan War" book, so I'll just cut it short and say: HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY, LILPROGRAMMER!!!
February 25
From: LilProgrammer
Subject: Free porn!!! (after rebates)
February 26
From: LilProgrammer
Subject: DO YOU WANT TO NOT HAVE A SMALL PENIS?!?! ORDER NOW, DUMBASS!!!
I'm still cracking up over the "after rebates" part.
By the way, he turned 13 today, so I guess I'm supposed to write a large and sentimental post about how he's the best kid in the universe, but you guys know that already, and my brain is fried from three days of reading his "Trojan War" book, so I'll just cut it short and say: HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY, LILPROGRAMMER!!!
