LilProgrammer Emails His Mom
Subject: Free porn!!! (after rebates)
Subject: DO YOU WANT TO NOT HAVE A SMALL PENIS?!?! ORDER NOW, DUMBASS!!!
I'm still cracking up over the "after rebates" part.
By the way, he turned 13 today, so I guess I'm supposed to write a large and sentimental post about how he's the best kid in the universe, but you guys know that already, and my brain is fried from three days of reading his "Trojan War" book, so I'll just cut it short and say: HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY, LILPROGRAMMER!!!